我将永远尽我最大的努力做到诚实和公平，乐于助人和友好，做一个好公民，好邻居，好朋友，和每一个荒野女孩做姐妹。 I will always try my best to be honest and fair, to be helpful and friendly, to be a good citizen, a good neighbor, a good friend, and a sister to every Wilderness Girl.
姑娘们，向后转! Girls, about face!
第一件事就是贝弗利山的队伍。 The first order of business is the Beverly Hills troop.
你知道的，他们从来没有得过勋章。 Well, you know, they've never earned any patches.
他们连一块饼干都没卖过。 They've never even sold a single cookie.
我们都知道他们的领导人比香蕉共和国还多。 We all know they've had more leaders than a banana republic.
他们的成员减少到只有八人。 Their membership is down to only eight.
那么就这么定了。 So it's agreed then.
我们不要再娇惯那些小公主了，我们就把那群人扔到垃圾堆里去。 We stop mollycoddling those little princesses, and we flush that troop down the old proverbial dumper.
维尔达，只要她们是想要归属的女孩，我们的工作就是确保她们不会被剥夺这种特权。 Now, Velda, as long as they are girls who want to belong, it's our job to see that they're not denied the privilege.
让我们给他们最后一次机会。 Let's give them one last chance.
现在，关于新领导，我知道我们有一个申请人。 Now, about a new leader, I understand we have an applicant.
赫尔曼。文件,文件。 Herman. File, file.
是的,先生……女士。 Yes, sir... Ma'am.
名字,菲利斯Nefler。 Name, Phyllis Nefler.
年龄……这里写着"不适用" Age... Says here "not applicable."
婚姻状况:“摇摇欲坠? Marital status, "shaky?
兴趣,“社区事务。” Interests, "community affairs."
杰瑞·霍尼格曼博士肯定在跟那个金发女郎和那个英语家教鬼混。 Dr. Jerry Honigman is definitely boffing the blond and the English tutor.
是那个做腹部整形手术的吗? Is that the one with the tummy tuck?
和女儿。 And the daughter.
不。 No.
这个和这个。 This one and this one.
出去了。剩下的就交给我吧。 Out. I'll take the rest.
她以诚实、足智多谋和节俭而自豪。 Prides herself on being honest, resourceful, and thrifty.
-多少?——5600美元。 - How much? -$5,600.
你知道，它少了一颗珠子。 You know, it's missing a bead.
是吗? It is?
我可以给你5000美元。 I can let you have it for $5,000.
-我买了。——太棒了。 - I'll take it. - Great.
她喜欢动物。 She loves animals.
我要吻你。 I'm gonna kiss you.
我要亲你，小青蛙，把你变成英俊的王子。 I'm gonna kiss you, froggy, and turn you into a handsome prince.
这女人听起来浑身上下都是荒野女孩的影子。 This woman sounds like she's got Wilderness Girl written all over her.
批准。 Approved.
嗨! Hi ho!
Ohio!
奈弗勒太太，你的帽子真漂亮。 Hey, your hat is fabulous Mrs. Nefler.
——谢谢。你的也是。——嘿,谢谢。 - Thank you. So is yours. - Hey, thanks.
罗莎!罗莎! Rosa! Rosa!
继续说，亲爱的，这样我才能靠近你的声音。 Keep talking, honey, so I can move toward the sound of your voice.
我在这里。是的,来了……保持……我在这里。 Here I am. Yeah, come... Keep... I'm here.
来了。来了。我得到了它。我得到了它。 Come. Come. I got it. I got it.
我今天开始了我的有意义的新生活，我买了一个全新的有意义的衣柜来搭配它。 I started my new meaningful life today, and I bought a whole new meaningful wardrobe to go with it.
我迫不及待地想看看弗雷迪收到账单时的表情。 I can hardly wait to see the look on Freddy's face when he gets the bill.
你知道它的美妙之处吗? And you know the beauty of it?
在我们离婚之前，他连账单都拿不到。 He won't even the get the bill until after we're divorced.
尽情享受吧，菲利斯，因为离婚结束后，你会去Pick 'n Save购物。 Have your fun now, Phyllis, 'cause after the divorce is final, you're going to be shopping at Pick 'n Save.
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
我们分开之前，你从未出现过。 Before we were separated, you were never around.
你应该在客房的。 You're supposed to be in the guesthouse.
草坪骑师北面的东西都是我的。 Everything north of the lawn jockey is mine.
——是吗?-是的。 - Yeah? - Yeah.
来吧。我随时都可以来。 Come on. I can come here anytime I want to.
是的。那还是我的房子，你知道的。 Yeah. It's still my house, you know.
现在，我要上楼，去拿我的杠铃，去拿我剩下的衣服。 And right now, I am gonna go upstairs, I'm gonna get my barbell, and I'm gonna get the rest of my clothes.
敢动这房子里的任何东西，我就叫律师。 Touch anything in this house, and I'll call my lawyer.
我可以碰任何我想碰的东西。 I can touch anything I want.
我付了所有的钱。 I paid for it all.
这难道不是一种成熟的关系吗? Now isn't that a mature approach to a relationship?
弗雷迪，你有没有想过婚姻是一种合作关系? Freddy, did it ever occur to you that marriage is a partnership?
-是的，没错。-是的。 - Yeah, that's right. - Yeah.
我挣钱，我的搭档花钱。 I earn the money, and my partner, she spends it.
典型，太典型了。 Typical, that is so typical.
我跟你说话的时候，别嘲笑我! And don't you mock me while I'm talking to you!
你从来不承认我对这段婚姻的贡献。 You never acknowledge my contribution to this marriage.
——你的贡献?——是的! - Your contribution? - Yes!
菲利斯，如果你对这段婚姻贡献更多，我们就得靠福利了! Phyllis, if you contributed any more to this marriage, we would be on welfare!
你好,汉娜。还记得你父亲吗，大坏狼? Hello, Hannah. You remember your father, the Big Bad Wolf?
——嗨,桃子。——嗨,爸爸。 - Hi, Peaches. - Hi, Daddy.
你这次又要接什么电话? What are you picking up this time?
——我的哑铃。-请便。 - My dumbbells. - Be my guest.
我生活中的哑铃越少越好。 The fewer dumbbells in my life, the better.
我有个好主意。你们俩为什么不亲亲和好呢? I've got a great idea. Why don't you two just kiss and make up?
那我就不会像泰莎一样一周接受两次心理治疗了。 Then I won't end up in therapy twice a week like Tessa.
亲爱的，如果你父母是幸福的离婚而不是不幸的婚姻你就不会那么神经质了。 Honey, you're gonna be less neurotic if your parents are happily divorced rather than unhappily married.
-谢谢菲尔·多纳休-我在奥普拉脱口秀上看到的。 - Thank you, Phil Donahue. - I saw it on Oprah.
冷静。你真不成熟。 Cool it. You're acting so immature.
妈，有位女士来电话说要开迎新会。 Mom, a lady called about an orientation meeting.
这是星期四。 It's Thursday.
你会坚持到底的，对吧? You are gonna go through with this, aren't you?
当然，我是。 Of course, I am.
完成什么? Go through with what?
只是母女间的小感情。 Just a little mother-daughter bonding thing.
妈妈将成为我们的新队长。 Mom's going to be our new troop leader.
什么事这么好笑? What's so funny?
我是说，这太歇斯底里了。 Well, I mean, it's hysterical.
你什么技能都没有。你讨厌户外活动。 You don't have any skills. You hate the outdoors.
再说了，你从来没有完成过你开始做的事。 Besides, you never finished anything you ever started.
-家庭教师协会呢?——你不干了! - What about the PTA? - You quit!
这只是因为它与拯救鲸鱼有冲突。 Well, that was just because it conflicted with Save the Whales.
然后发生了什么? Then what happened?
我还以为"横跨美国计划"更重要呢。 Well, I thought Hands Across America was more important.
好吧，我就说到这里! Well, I rest my case!
能撑上几周就算你走运了。 You'll be lucky if you last a couple of weeks.
我会成为一名优秀的队长。 I'm going to be a great Troop Leader.
我也会花更多时间和汉娜在一起。 And I'll be spending more time with Hannah.
什么?忽视罗迪欧大道? What? And neglect Rodeo Drive?
别批评我的母性，工作狂先生。 Don't criticize my mothering, Mr. Workaholic.
你不是年度父亲。 You're hardly father of the year.
罗莎，你能别哭了吗? Rosa, will you stop crying?
谁要离婚，你还是我? Who's getting the divorce here, you or me?
我不想让你们俩分开。 I don't want you two to split up.
听着，我告诉过你不要在罗莎面前提离婚。 See, there, I told you not to mention divorce in front of Rosa.
她在帮我打包! She's helping me pack!
我们怎么了，弗雷德? What's happened to us, Fred?
这到底是怎么回事? What's this really about?
还有别的女人吗? Is there another woman?
嗯，是的，有。 Well, yeah, there is.
我很久很久以前认识的一个女孩。 A girl I met a long, long time ago.
开朗、有爱心、风趣。 Bright, caring, loving, funny.
这是你。 It was you.
你有如此的潜力，如此的能量。你太有创意了。 You had such potential, such energy. You were so creative.
我等不及想看看你会用它做什么。 I couldn't wait to see what you'd do with it.
现在，我知道你用它做了什么。 See, now, I know what you did with it.
你去购物! You went shopping!
老兄，我去购物了，去布置你完美的房子，塑造你完美的形象，做你完美的贝弗利山妻子! Hey, I went shopping, buster, to furnish your perfect house, to build your perfect image, to be your perfect, Beverly Hills wife!
你觉得我变了?你呢，弗雷德? And you think I've changed? How about you, Fred?
我用优惠券把你送进了法学院，是为了让你改变世界，不是为了让你成为消音器人奈弗勒! I coupon-clipped your way through law school, so you could make a difference in the world, not so you could be Nefler the Muffler Man!
那些广告是你的主意。 Hey, those commercials were your idea.
你花消音器人的钱的时候我也没听到你抱怨。 And I didn't hear you complaining when you were spending the Muffler Man's money.
我是说，我知道这不是一份很重要的工作，你知道，就像荒野女孩一样。 I mean, I know it's not a really important job, you know, like being a Wilderness Girl.
我不指望你明白这对我有多重要，对汉娜有多重要，还有她的小朋友们，他们正好需要我。 I don't expect you to understand how much this means to me, or to Hannah, or her little friends, who happen to need me.
即使你不知道。 Even if you don't.
我做什么你都不给我一点功劳。 You never give me an ounce of credit for anything I do.
那是因为你什么都不做! That's because you never do anything!
好吧，那我想我现在得做点什么了。 Well, then, I guess I'm going to do something right now.
我来帮你打包。 I'll help you pack.
玛琳，我正在去医院的路上。 Marlene, I'm on my way to the hospital now.
我要去送蒂芙尼去她的部队会议。 I'm stopping to drop Tiffany off at her troop meeting.
我三点要隆鼻，五点要提胸，七点要隆胸，所以你找不到我。 I have a nose job at 3:00, a lift at 5:00, and a boob job at 7:00, so you won't be able to reach me.
爸爸，我一定要去吗? Daddy, do I have to go to this thing?
- Tiff，你会喜欢的。-我会讨厌的。 - Tiff, you'll love it. - I'll hate it.
你……等一下，亲爱的。 What'd you... Hold on a second, sweetie.
-我说了我给你10块钱。-不值得。 - I said I'd give you 10 bucks. -It's not worth it.
- 20美元。——没有。 -$20. - No way.
- 30美元。- 50美元。 -$30. -$50.
40美元，这是我的最终报价。 $40, and that's my final offer.
我会忍受的。 I'll suffer through it.
你觉得呢? What do you think?
它看起来很好。 It looks great.
鱼子酱是不是太多了? Is the caviar too much?
奇卡来了。 Here comes Chica.
奇卡·巴恩菲尔，我们的第一个客人! Chica Barnfell, our first arrival!
奇卡!这就跟你问声好！ Chica! Hi!
你还记得我吗?菲利斯Nefler。 Do you remember me? Phyllis Nefler.
菲姬在棕榈泉的时候我们在你父母家见过? We met at your parents' home in Palms Springs when Fergie was in town?
多可爱的孩子。 What a lovely child.
爸爸，我们为什么停在这里?公园在一个街区之外。 Dad, why are we stopping here? The park is a block up.
我约会要迟到了，亲爱的。这就是演员的生活，忙碌，忙碌。 I'm late for an appointment, honey. That's the actor's life, busy, busy.
你要失业了，对吧? You're going to unemployment, right?
正确的。不管怎样，祝你玩得开心，好吗? Right. Anyway, you have a good time, okay?
爸爸，我要带十块钱来交会费。 Dad, I'm supposed to bring $10 for dues.
艾米丽，我忘带钱包了。告诉他们下次你会带来。 Emily, I forgot my wallet. Tell 'em you'll bring it next time.
好吧。 Okay.
我马上就去找。 I'll get something soon.
我的经纪人说怀旧热潮会让我再次成为大明星。 My agent says this nostalgia boom is going to make me a big star again.
你永远是我的明星，爸爸。 You'll always be a star to me, Daddy.
-我爱你。-我爱你。再见。 - I love you. - I love you. Bye.
早上好。你一定是莉莉。 Good morning. You must be Lily.
早上好,独裁者。太太独裁者。 Good morning, Dictator. Mrs. Dictator.
——早上好。-很高兴见到你。 - Good morning. - Lovely to see you.
布鲁斯，我看了日报。 Bruce, I looked at the dailies.
我想重拍一下结局。把它设定在今天。 I want to reshoot the ending. Set it up for today.
今天好吗?5000个临时演员吗? Today? 5,000 extras?
雷德福吗?15直升机? Redford? Fifteen helicopters?
-爸爸，你不能这么做。-为什么不呢，泰莎? - Dad, you can't do it. - Why not, Tessa?
你比预算多出了一千万。雷德福在做另一个项目，你昨天把所有的直升机都炸了。 You're $10 million over budget. Redford's on another project, and you blew up all the helicopters yesterday.
我做了吗? I did?
爸爸，我的心理医生会说你肯定在屏蔽现实。 Daddy, my therapist would say you're definitely blocking reality.
多少来着，30美元? What was it again, $30?
——40美元。——40美元。 -$40. -$40.
我可以看一下你的驾照和登记证吗? May I see your license and registration, please?
有什么问题吗，警官? What's the problem, Officer?
你知道你刚才开得有多快吗? You know how fast you were going back there?
对不起，警官，你不知道这个人是谁吗? Excuse me, Officer, don't you know who this man is?
——茉莉花,蜂蜜。-贾思敏，冷静。 - Jasmine, honey. - Jasmine, cool it.
你太谦虚了，爸爸。 You're too modest, Daddy.
听着，就是这个在斯宾克斯牙齿上留下空隙的人，就是把哈格勒的头发打掉的人。 Look, this here's the man who put the space in Spinks' teeth, the man who knocked the hair off Hagler's head.
他是最好的。他是最伟大的。 He's the best. He's the greatest.
他是我爸爸，"电钻"詹姆斯·震克。 He's my dad, James "The Jackhammer" Shaker.
现在，爸爸，跟他握握手，我们走吧。 Now, Daddy, shake the man's hand, and let's be on our way.
您好，先生。很高兴见到你。 How do you do, sir? Glad to meet you.
能给我签个名吗? Could I get your autograph?
在那东西上，你不会的。 Not on that thing, you won't.
他脱下她的哈尔斯顿礼服，在看到她的费尔南多Sénchez内裤时，他美妙地叹了口气，然后……然后呢? He pulled off her Halston gown, sighed lusciously at the sight of her Fernando Sénchez underthings, and... And what?
他感到自己的男子气概变得疯狂起来。 And felt his manhood rising to a frenzy.
感到他的男子气概上升到一种悸动的疯狂。 Felt his manhood rising to a pulsating frenzy.
是的,这很好。我爱它。 Yeah, that's good. I love it.
亲爱的，我该怎么跟你的制作人说你今天不排练的事? Now, darling, what am I gonna tell your producer about you skipping rehearsals today?
-告诉他我病了。——克莱尔。 - Tell him I'm sick. - Claire.
来吧,妈妈。我不只是电视上的孩子。我在现实生活中也是。 Come on, Mom. I'm not just a kid on TV. I'm one in real life.
我想做点正常的事，好吗? I want to do something normal for a change, okay?
菲利斯主持一切正常吗? Normal with Phyllis running the show?
这是极不可能的。 That's highly bloody unlikely.
受欢迎的。我是菲利斯·奈弗勒，可爱汉娜的母亲。 Welcome. I'm Phyllis Nefler, mother of the lovely Hannah.
妈妈! Mother!
还有你们的新领袖。 And, as you know, your new leader.
现在我知道我们会有一段美好的时光因为我能看到你们都是特别的，独一无二的，美丽的小人儿正渴望着离开。 Now I know that we're gonna have a fabulous time because I can see that you're all special, unique, fabulous little people just raring to go.
她会和其他人一样的。她会厌倦我们的，就会辞职。 She'll be just like all the others. She'll get bored with us, and she'll quit.
我是新手，但你不是应该穿制服的吗? I'm new at this, but aren't you supposed to be wearing uniforms?
恶心，制服是恶心的。 Sick, uniforms are sick.
它们模糊了个人的自我意识。 They blur an individual's sense of self.
再说了，也没人在附近待到带我们去商店的时间。 Besides, no one ever stayed around long enough to take us to the store.
嗯，我可能在某些方面是初学者，但我在购物方面是黑带。 Well, I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in shopping.
只有卡其色的吗? Do they only come in khaki?
是的。你需要什么尺寸的? Yes. Now what sizes do you need?
-我需要法式36-如果你想要那种法国菜，你得去好莱坞的弗雷德里克餐厅。 - Well, I need a French 36. -If you want that French stuff, you're gonna have to go to Frederick's of Hollywood.
你确定你是荒野女孩吗? Are you sure you're Wilderness Girls?
我才不卖这些东西给假面舞会。 I'm not selling this shit for no masquerade parties.
它看起来怎么样? How's it look?
我喜欢它。 I like it.
——太好了。——没问题。 -It's great. -It's okay.
哦,我的上帝。哦,我的上帝! Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
-没那么糟。-没那么糟? -It's not that bad. - Not that bad?
除了颜色不对，衣领不对，布料简直是地狱般的噩梦。 Except for the color's wrong, the collar's wrong, the material's a nightmare from hell.
伤口割得很厉害，很痒，而且不是我。 It's cut badly, it itches, and it's not me.
但这一切都是可以解决的。 But all of that can be fixed.
亨利?亨利。 Henri? Henri.
天啊，亲爱的，那是什么? My god, darling, what is that?
我知道。这是我的荒野女孩制服。你能用它做什么? I know. It's my Wilderness Girl uniform. What can you do with it?
你是说，除了烧掉它? You mean, besides burn it?
我叫Velda Plendor。 My name is Velda Plendor.
我是一个母亲。我是一个寡妇。我以前是陆军护士。 I'm a mother. I'm a widow. I'm an ex-Army nurse.
首先，我是一个荒野女孩，我有特权把你们这些平民变成军队领袖。 First and foremost, I am a Wilderness Girl, and I have the privilege of turning you civilians into troop leaders.
现在并不容易。这可不是野餐。 Now it's not easy. It's not going to be a picnic.
不是所有人都能成功。 Not all of you are going to make it.
所以如果你们这些贝蒂·克罗克家的人认为你们只是要教一些小屁孩怎么烤杯形蛋糕，那你们现在可以离开了。 So if any of you little Betty Crockers out there think that you're just going to be teaching some little toddlers how to bake cuppie cakes, then you can leave now.
完美的。好。好。让他们去。 Perfect. Good. Good. Let 'em go.
因为当我们寻找新的领导者时，我们要找的是一个真正严肃的女人。 Because when we're looking for new leaders, we're looking for a real no-nonsense woman.
嗨。 Hi.
再见。 Bye.
一个什么都能应付的女人。 A woman who can cope with anything.
一个不吵闹的女人…我很抱歉。原谅我。 A woman who doesn't make a ruckus... I'm sorry. Excuse me.
但仍然可以完成任务。 But still can get the job done.
我很抱歉。 I'm so sorry.
我们的目标很简单，把年轻、脆弱的女孩变成坚强、自立的年轻女性。 Our goal is simple, to take young, vulnerable girls and turn them into strong, self-sufficient, young women.
为了实现这一目标，女孩们必须获得成就奖章，出售饼干，并参加一年一度的Jamboree，这是一种令人筋疲力尽的测试。 And to attain that goal, the girls must earn achievement patches, sell cookies, and attend the annual Jamboree, which is a grueling test.
你是在擦指甲，还是有什么问题? Are you drying your nails, or do you have a question?
-不，他们很好。——是吗? - No, they're fine. - Yes?
关于饼干，我知道这是惯例为了筹钱挨家挨户卖饼干，这很可爱。 You know, about the cookies, I know it's customary in order to raise funds to sell cookies door-to-door, and that's adorable.
但如果我们举办一场众星云集的电视募捐会，不是会节省时间和时间吗? But wouldn't it save time and a little shoe leather, if we just had a star-studded telethon?
-你是谁?-约翰尼可以主持或者梅夫。 - Who are you? - Johnny could host or Merv.
这将是难以置信的。 It'd be fabulous.
你是谁? Who are you?
菲利斯·奈弗勒，比佛利山军营的。 Phyllis Nefler, Troop Beverly Hills.
该死。我早该知道的。 Shit. I should have known.
你认识那个消音器人吗消音器人，消音器人? Do you know the Muffler Man the Muffler Man, the Muffler Man?
你认识消音器人吗?奈弗勒是他的名字你好，弗雷德·奈弗勒这里是奈弗勒斯围巾。 Do you know the Muffler Man? Nefler is his name Hi, Fred Nefler here for Neflefs Mufflers.
孩子，我跟你说，我们是一群努力工作的人，看看今天我们带来的这个生病的小婴儿。 Boy, I'm telling you, We're a hard working crew, and look at the sick little baby we got in here today.
现在，如果你的平托，保时捷，或其他什么病了，我们不会歧视。我们会解决任何问题。我们会把它修好。 Now if your Pinto, Porsche, or whatever is sick, we don't discriminate here. We'll fix anything. We'll fix it right.
-我告诉你…-他是个混蛋，但他是个可爱的混蛋。 - I'm telling you... - He's a shit, but he's a cute shit.
汉娜，醒醒，醒醒，亲爱的 Hannah, wake up. Wake up, honey.
有个女人进了客房。 There's a woman going into the guesthouse.
黑头发，长腿，大胸? Dark hair, long legs, big boobs?
细长的头发，细腿，硅胶胸，但没错。 Stringy hair, skinny legs, silicone boobs, but yes.
别担心,妈妈。是丽莎，爸爸的房产经纪人。 Don't worry, Mom. It's just Lisa, Dad's realtor.
她在给他找公寓。 She's trying to find him a condo.
在午夜吗?那一定是个很热门的地方。 At midnight? It must be a real hot listing.
妈，我们明早能监视爸爸吗? Mom, can we spy on dad in the morning?
间谍?对不起,间谍吗? Spy? Excuse me, spy?
我对你父亲的夜间活动完全不感兴趣。 Your father's nocturnal activities are of absolutely no interest to me.
该死 Shit.
晚上,菲利斯。 Night, Phyllis.
“晚上,菲利斯。” "Night, Phyllis."
——她是好的。——这很好。再见。 - She's okay. - That's good. Bye.
再见。 Bye.
——在这里。——好。 - Here. - Good.
看手臂。 Watch the arms.
——妈妈?-是的。 - Mom? - Yeah.
我想我们在冬天之前就能回来。这只是一个过夜的露营。 I think we'll be back before winter. It's only an overnight campout.
在人生的荒野中，我们无论如何准备都不为过。 In the wilderness of life, we can never be too prepared.
姑娘们，你们准备好了吗? Well, girls, are you ready to rough it?
我们现在该怎么办? What are we supposed to do now?
我们应该搭帐篷什么的。 Well, we were supposed to set up the tents and stuff.
但艾比租屋的人已经这么做了。 Yeah, but the Abbey Rents person already did that.
这太无聊了。应该有人去问问她我们该怎么做。 This is so boring. Someone should go ask her what we're supposed to do.
好了，我们都走吧。 Well, let's all go.
玩得开心吗? Having fun?
Nefler太太。 Mrs. Nefler.
我们在火线之上，你不应该抽烟。 We're above the fire line, and you shouldn't be smoking.
这对你不好。 It's bad for you.
它掩盖了你应该用其他方法来应对的紧张状况。 And it disguises nervous conditions which you should deal with in other ways.
斯莫基熊说只有你才能防止森林火灾。 Smokey the Bear says only you can prevent forest fires.
斯莫基熊并没有经历一场混乱的离婚。 Smokey the Bear isn't going through a terribly messy divorce.
好了，露天火锅。 And voila', fondue alfresco.
接下来，我们要做浓缩咖啡。 And next, we're going to make espresso.
不! No!
难以置信。 Fabulous.
好了，好了，到帐篷里去。到帐篷里去。 All right, all right, go in the tent. Go in the tent.
甜点我留着。 I'll save the dessert.
这是特别的。 This is special.
我来了,姑娘们!我有火锅了! I'm coming, girls! I've got the fondue!
好吧，好吧。 All right, all right.
天啊。 Gosh.
-看看你的夹克。——没有。 - Look at your jacket. - No.
我们现在可以不干了吗? Can we just quit now?
等我们唱完Kumbaya再说。 Not until we sing Kumbaya.
空巴亚，空巴亚主空巴亚，空巴亚主空巴亚，空巴亚主哦，空巴亚主，空巴亚我能和Velda Plendor说话吗? Kumbaya, my Lord Kumbaya Kumbaya, my Lord Kumbaya Kumbaya, my Lord Kumbaya Oh, Lord, kumbaya May I speak with Velda Plendor, please?
你能帮我捎个口信吗? Well, will you take a message, please?
你能告诉她奈弗勒队长打过电话吗? Will you tell her that Troop Leader Nefler called?
她对露营地的建议完全不合适。 And her recommendation for a campsite was totally unsuitable.
那里没有排水管，到处都是灰尘和虫子，还经常下雨。 There were no outlets, and there was dirt and bugs, and it rains there.
总之，我们找到了一个更适合我们的地方。 So anyway, we found a place that's much more us.
如果其他家长打电话来，你会告诉他们我们在比佛利山庄酒店吗? And if any of the other parents call, you'll tell them that we're at the Beverly Hills Hotel?
谢谢你！ Thank you.
客房服务怎么样? How about some room service?
听起来不错。 That sounds good.
是的，你好，我想下订单。Nefler,平房四。 Yes, hello, I'd like to place an order, please. Nefler, bungalow four.
然后听起来像是在门厅里。 Then it sounded like it was in the foyer.
“谁拿了我的金胳膊?” "Who's got my golden arm?"
然后听起来像是在女佣房间。 Then it sounded like it was in the maid's room.
“谁拿了我的金胳膊?” "Who's got my golden arm?"
我的天啊。 My gosh.
来吧，奈弗勒太太。轮到你了。 Come on, Mrs. Nefler. It's your turn.
-一个可怕的故事?-是啊，来吧。 - A scary story? - Yeah, come on.
——好的。——好的。 - Okay. - All right.
那是三月里一个寒冷的雨天。 It was a cold and rainy day in March.
我去克利斯朵夫理发店做头发，但克利斯朵夫神秘地消失了。 I went to Christophe's where I usually get my hair done, but Christophe had mysteriously disappeared.
代替他的是一个叫Rename的陌生人。 And in his place was a stranger named Rename.
我永远不会忘记他。 I'll never forget him.
他的眼睛是钢铁般的灰色，非常冷酷。 His eyes were steely gray, very cold.
他的手冰冷如冰。 And his hands were like ice.
他说"我会给你的头发做条纹，"然后给你做个身体波浪" He said, "I'll streak your hair, "and I'll give you a body wave."
他动作很快，然后当他把我的椅子转过来对着镜子时，我看到了它。 He worked very fast, and then as he turned my chair around to face the mirror, I saw it.
他烫过我! He permed me!
嘿，看，这是我的大内裤! Hey, look, it's my giant underpants!
你知道，你可以用一条巨大的内裤做很多很酷的事。看着! You know, you can do a lot of cool stuff with a pair of giant underpants. Just watch!
汉娜，看着我。我是你的母亲。 Hey, Hannah, look at me. I'm your mother.
跟着我,女孩。 Follow me, girls.
这太棒了，太棒了。 This is fabulous, just fabulous.
粉笔在人行道上写在墙上人人都知道我爱保罗·安妮特，等等? Chalk on the sidewalk Writing on the wall Everybody knows it I love Paul Annette, wait up, huh?
这就是那个贱人的露营地吗? This is that bimbo's idea of a campsite?
我给你两块棉花糖。 I'll raise you two marshmallows.
我要给你两块棉花糖，再给你养一根香肠。 I'll see your two marshmallows and raise you a wiener.
你在虚张声势。 You're bluffing.
荒野女孩不会虚张声势。 Wilderness Girls don't bluff.
看!我是一个修女! Look! I'm a nun!
-嗨。早上好。- - - - - -你好。 - Hi. Good morning. - Hello.
不。 No.
你给我滚出去。 You are out of here.
你们的领袖在哪里? Where is your leader?
你可以折磨我，但我不会说的。 You can torture me if you want, but I'll never talk.
她在卧室里。她在等你吗? She's in the bedroom. Is she expecting you?
姑娘们，客房服务到了吗? Girls, did the room service arrive yet?
我的船长，真是惊喜。 Mon capitaine, what a pleasant surprise.
跟我们一起喝点卡布奇诺，吃点羊角面包好吗? Won't you join us for a little cappuccino and croissant?
奈弗勒，这到底是怎么回事? Nefler, what the hell is happening here?
这是露营，不是睡衣派对。 This is supposed to be a camp out, not a pajama party.
这就是你所谓的艰苦生活? This what you call roughing it?
一个九个人的浴室?是的。 One bathroom for nine people? Yes.
也许你没听说过一个叫红羽毛的小部队? Maybe you never heard of a little troop called the Red Feathers?
他们上周也在同一个营地露营。 They were out there at that same site camping last week.
他们砍树，自己织布，以浆果和松鼠肉为生。 They chopped down trees, and wove their own cloth, and lived off of berries and squirrel meat.
他们一次也不用上厕所。 And never once did they have to go to the bathroom.
一定是吃了松鼠肉。 It must have been the squirrel meat.
- Nefler…——卡布奇诺? - Nefler... - Cappuccino?
你那些愚蠢愚蠢的问题干扰了我的会议。 You have disrupted my meetings with your stupid, idiotic questions.
你把神圣的制服变成了一件小礼服。 You have taken the sacred uniform and turned into a little cocktail frock.
你把孩子们从健康的露营环境中拽出来，把他们带到这个不平等的小巢穴。 And you tore these children from a wholesome camping environment, and you brought 'em here to this little den of inequity.
你到底想干什么? Just what are you trying to do, huh?
好吧，我不是完美的。 Okay, so I'm not perfect.
当然了，我是新手，姑娘们，我还没解决所有的问题。 Granted, I'm new at this, and between us girls, I haven't worked all the kinks out.
所以对于新来的女孩，任何建议都将不胜感激。 So any tips for the new girl would be greatly appreciated.
-给你个提示。——好的。 - Well, here's a tip. - Okay.
放弃它。 Give it up.
你可以随心所欲地带着这些公主穿过比弗利山庄，但你永远不会成为真正的荒野女孩。 You can prance these princesses through Beverly Hills all you want, but you will never really be a real Wilderness Girl.
这支部队早就该解散了。 This troop should have been disbanded long ago.
我知道，他们知道，你也知道。 I know it, they know it, and you know it.
阿迪,Nefler。祝你愉快。 Adiés, Nefler. Have a nice day.
赫尔曼·! Herman!
我猜是每周二去看心理医生。 Guess it's back to the shrink on Tuesdays.
这就是正常。 So much for being normal.
我知道这不会持久。 I knew it wouldn't last.
我不知道你们怎么想，但下周二，我要去参加部队会议。 Well, I don't know about you girls, but next Tuesday, I'm going to be at the troop meeting.
你看到我是怎么处理的了吗，赫尔曼?你再也见不到那个女人了。 Did you see the way I handled that, Herman? You're never going to see that woman again.
我肯定不会的，普朗多女士，先生。 I'm sure we won't, Ms. Plendor, sir.
她以为她有钱就不用按规矩办事了。 She thinks just because she's rich she doesn't have to play by the rules.
真不敢相信他要带她去看道奇队的比赛。 I can't believe he's taking her to the Dodger game.
今天是棒球帽日，她还不到14岁。 It's batting helmet day, and she's not even under 14.
别赌了。 Don't bet on it.
我猜他是要和我们俩离婚。 I guess he's divorcing both of us.
我知道你很难过，亲爱的，但你要记住爸爸现在正经历一个阶段。 I know you feel bad, honey, but try to remember that Dad's going through a phase right now.
这叫大混蛋。 It's called being a big jerk.
这很有趣。 This is very interesting.
这代表什么? What does that represent?
这是力量的源泉让一个勇敢的人能够保卫家园摧毁敌人，对吧，妈妈? It's the source of power that allows a brave to defend his home and destroy his enemies, right, Mom?
不要管“妈妈”的事。 Nix on the "Mom" business.
对不起，普兰多女士，先生。 Sorry, Ms. Plendor, sir.
看看这些可爱的小红羽毛，还有你的勋章，太棒了。 Look at those adorable little red feathers, and your patches, those are fabulous.
-它们真的让你的制服栩栩如生。-谢谢，女士。 - They really bring your uniforms to life. - Thank you, ma'am.
-在哪里可以买到?-你不买。你必须自己去争取。 - Where can I buy those? - You don't buy them. You have to earn them.
对,像珠宝。 Right, like jewelry.
——该死的。——怎么了? - Damn. - What's wrong?
我确信她会辞职的。 I was sure she'd quit.
这是克莱尔，你可能在电视上见过她，她背着一个背包。 Here's Claire, who you might recognize from television, and she's wearing a backpack.
当然，它可能看起来像一个普通的、高质量的背包，但是……当我们打开盖子，啪的一声… Of course, it may look like an ordinary, high-quality backpack, but... When we lift the flap and pop the snap...
就因为你在森林里，就没有理由不展现出你最好的一面。 Just because you're out in the woods, it's no excuse not to look your best.
-你管那叫野外探险船?-你们从哪里来，火星? - You call that a wilderness craft? - Where are you guys from, Mars?
更糟。贝弗利山。 Worse. Beverly Hills.
我要那女人滚出去，赫尔曼。她对我们的一切都是个威胁。 I want that woman out, Herman. She's a threat to everything we stand for.
我要任命你为副队长。 I'm gonna assign you as Assistant Troop Leader.
你可以渗入她的组织，赢得她的信任。 You can infiltrate her organization, win her trust.
然后你就能抓到她的把柄了。 And then you can get the goods on her.
我们要整理她的资料。 We are going to form a dossier of information on her.
我知道你最清楚，但这符合荒野女孩的理想吗? I know you know best, but does that jive with the ideals of the Wilderness Girl Promise?
承诺吗?我向你保证，赫尔曼。 Promise? I'll give you a promise, Herman.
我保证如果你不服从命令你就会回到凯马特卖毛线球。 I promise you'll be back at Kmart selling those yarn balls if you don't follow orders.
不。 No.
你好,Nefler太太。我是安妮·赫尔曼。还记得我吗? Hello, Mrs. Nefler. This is Annie Herman. Remember me?
我当然记得你，安妮。 Of course I remember you, Annie.
你是我们无畏领袖的周五女郎，不是吗? You're the gal Friday to our fearless leader, n'est-ce pas?
是的。Plendor女士…我想知道我是否能作为部队的助理指挥官为你服务。 Yes. Ms. Plendor was... I was wondering if I could offer my services to you as an assistant troop leader.
我真的需要你的帮助。 You know, I really could use some help.
这个社区的父母太自私了。 The parents in this neighborhood are so self-involved.
妈的，我弄断了一个钉子。 Shit, I broke a nail.
好了，好了，明天见。 Okay, okay, we'll see you tomorrow.
她买了它。 She bought it.
测试。 Testing.
准备好提升。和下来。 Ready, lift. And down.
呼气,吸气。 Exhale, inhale down.
不要拱起你的背。 Don't arch your back.
全方位的动作，向上呼气，向下吸气。 A full range of motion, exhale up, inhale down.
电梯。你能做到的。来吧! Lift and down. You can do it. Come on!
保持呼吸。呼气。 Up, keep breathing. Exhale up.
保持呼吸，现在抬起来。 Keep breathing, now lift.
和下来。两个。 And down. Two and down.
一直往前看。 Keep looking straight ahead.
和下来。 And down.
可以进行全方位的运动。呼气。 For a full range of motion. Exhale up.
非常的控制。 Very controlled.
呼气。吸入。 Exhale. Inhale.
谢谢。 Thanks.
姑娘们，有请安妮·赫曼女士，她自愿成为我们新的助理队长。 Girls, I'd like you to welcome Ms. Annie Herman, who has very graciously volunteered to be our new Assistant Troop Leader.
- - - - - -你好。-嗨。 - Hello. - Hi.
好吧，让我们坐在朋友圈里欢迎赫曼女士。 Okay, well, let's sit in the friendship circle and welcome Ms. Herman.
请携起手来。 Join hands, please.
好了，现在，谁愿意第一个主动提出自己的想法或感受，和我们分享一些东西? Okay, now, who would like to be first to volunteer a thought or a feeling, share something with us?
这个队伍很差劲。 This troop sucks.
好吧。大家都这么想吗? Okay. Does everybody feel like that?
-是的。——奇卡? - Yeah. - Chica?
在工艺品交易会上，我们真是出尽了洋相。 At the crafts fair, we made complete fools of ourselves.
那些恐怖的红羽队当着我们的面嘲笑我们。 Those creepy Red Feathers laughed in our faces.
他们有权这么做。你看到那些勋章了吗? They had a right to. Did you see all those patches?
是啊，他们什么都知道。我们什么都做不了。 Yeah, they know how to do everything. We can't do anything.
让我们面对现实吧。我们很奇怪。 Well, let's face it. We're weird.
——我们的失败者。——真的。 - We're losers. - Really.
我不想这么说，妈妈，但你知道这是真的。 I hate to say it, Mom, but you know it's true.
好吧，我们还不是强壮的山地女人。 Okay, we're not robust mountain women as yet.
但这并不意味着我们就不能成为有很多勋章的荒野女孩。 But that doesn't mean we can't be crackerjack Wilderness Girls with plenty of patches.
我们可以自己编个勋章，对吧，安妮? We could make up our own patches, couldn't we, Annie?
——原谅?-我知道知道如何在森林里生活和吃树皮是很好的，但我要告诉你们女孩们如何在比弗利山的荒野中生存。 - Pardon? - I'm sure it's very nice to know how to live in the forest and eat bark, but I'm going to show you girls how to survive in the wilds of Beverly Hills.
-还要卡布奇诺吗，姑娘们?——是的,请。 - More cappuccino, girls? - Yes, please.
-我很好。-羊角面包可能不错。 - I'm fine. - A croissant might be nice.
请不要打扰。等我回家再刮。 Please don't bother. I'll just shave it when I get home.
奈弗勒太太让我把画给你。 Mrs. Nefler said to give you the works.
有趣的颜色。 Interesting color.
卓越的清晰度。 Remarkable clarity.
精细的切割 A fine cut.
我觉得是八万二 I'd say 82 thou.
——太神奇了。-不是吗? - That's amazing. -Isn't it'?
-它叫金丝雀钻石?——是的。 - And it's called a canary diamond? - Yes.
-它会唱歌吗?——没有。 - Does it sing? - No.
是的,确实。 Yes, it does.
好的，让我们从Frug开始。 Okay, let's begin with the Frug.
大师，请说。 Maestro, if you please.
这个叫弗雷迪。 And this one's called the Freddie.
我知道，生活是如此的讽刺。 I know, life is so ironic.
嗨,女孩。我是比尔警官，今天我在这里为大家演示心肺复苏术，也就是人们常说的CPR。 Hi, girls. My name is Officer Bill, and today I am here to demonstrate for you cardiopulmonary resuscitation, more commonly known as CPR.
所以，我需要一个志愿者。 So, I'll need a volunteer.
——我!——你。 - Me! - You.
-不，我不认为那是…-不，不，别害羞。 - No, I don't think that's... - No, no, don't be shy.
这将是非常有用的。女孩们会喜欢的。 This'll be very informative. The girls will love it.
好吧，我想也不会有坏处。 Well, I guess it couldn't hurt.
现在躺下，张开嘴。 Now lie down and open your mouth.
上次我这么做的时候，得到的可不止一块勋章。 The last time I did this, I got more than a patch for it.
非常感谢。 Thanks so much.
你想要一本杂志吗?-我不想读《新女人》 - Would you like a magazine? - I don't want to read New Woman.
这个怎么样? How about this?
我讨厌Cosmo I hate Cosmo.
这个怎么样? How about this?
你们太棒了! You guys are fantastic!
等等。 Wait. Hold up. Hold up.
继续跳舞! Keep dancing!
迈克尔森先生，你的客户到底来不来? Mr. Michaelson, is your client planning to be here or not?
法官大人，我的委托人马上就到了。 Your Honor, my client should be here momentarily.
抱歉我们迟到了，法官阁下 I'm sorry we're late, Your Honor.
我和我的队伍正忙着向盲人描述秋季时装。 My troop and I were busy describing the fall fashions to the blind.
一个人说他真的能感觉到颜色。 One man said he could actually feel the colors.
这是鼓舞人心的。 It was inspirational.
别这样，菲利斯，这是什么? Come on, Phyllis, what is this?
是范·朗克尔牌的。这不是好吗? It's a Van Runkle. Isn't it fabulous?
令人震惊。 Stunning.
不管怎么说，美国司法系统的运作是每个孩子都应该亲眼目睹的，尤其是像你这样的女人掌权的时候。 Anyway, the workings of the wonderful American judiciary system are something that every child should witness, especially with a woman like you in charge.
好吧，我想没关系。好吧。 Well, I guess it's all right. Okay.
——嗨,爸爸。——嗨,爸爸。 - Hi, Daddy. - Hi, Daddy.
——嗨,甜心。——嗨,亲爱的。 - Hi, sweetheart. - Hi, sweetie.
我们是来为奈弗勒诉奈弗勒的临时支持听证会财产分割作证的。 We're here to attest to the division of property in the temporary support hearing of Nefler v. Nefler.
我将从今天起六周内开庭。 I will set a court date for six weeks from today.
法官大人，我的当事人希望尽可能提前开庭。 Your Honor, my client would like to petition for an earlier court date if possible.
那么急什么呢?这是什么，雷诺? So what's the rush? What is this, Reno?
千万别去里诺，姑娘们。 Never go to Reno, girls.
加州的共同财产法是无可匹敌的。 The California community property laws can't be beat.
事实是，法官阁下，我的当事人可能在考虑再婚。 The fact of the matter is, Your Honor, my client may be considering remarriage.
她怎么能让那些无辜的孩子受这种罪呢? How can she subject those innocent children to this?
她真的病了。 She's really sick.
直到这一刻，我才相信我们真的结束了。 Until this moment, I never believed we were really through.
别放弃，妈妈。他不会真的娶她。 Don't give up, Mom. He'll never really marry her.
这是典型的男性中年危机。 It's just a typical male midlife crisis.
看，他得证明自己还是性感的。 See, he's got to prove that he's still sexually attractive.
我爸爸也经历过。 My dad's been going through it.
多久? How long?
十一年。 Eleven years.
我需要一些珠宝。 I need some jewelry.
离婚法庭。 Divorce Court patch.
希望之后是再婚，嫁给一个更好的、更聪明、更欣赏我的人。 Hopefully to be followed by the remarriage-to-someone-better- brighter-and-more-appreciative-of-me patch.
是的。 Yeah.
这就是为什么美国印第安人要为绿松石珠宝运动负责。 And that's why the American Indian is responsible for the turquoise jewelry movement.
这样三周就有36个勋章了。 That makes 36 patches in three weeks.
我真不敢相信。那太好了。 I can't believe that. That's so great.
这是什么记录吗，安妮? Is that a record or something, Annie?
——令人难以置信。-是的。 -It's unbelievable. - Yeah.
我们什么时候能拿到勋章? When do we get our patches?
你在勋章仪式上得到勋章。 You get your patches at the patch ceremony.
这是我做的。会在码头的船上。 It's a little do I'm cooking up. It'll be at the marina on a boat.
我们会邀请你的父母，我们会有好吃的，你会喜欢的。 And we'll invite your parents, and we'll have great goodies, and you'll love it.
你只需要带750美元去买勋章，请在周四之前回复我。 And the only thing you have to do is bring $750 for the patches, and please RSVP by Thursday.
我不来了。它是愚蠢的。它是愚蠢的。 I'm not coming. It's stupid. It's stupid.
艾米丽! Emily!
发生了什么事? What happened?
因为那750美元。她没有。 It's because of the $750. She doesn't have it.
艾米丽! Emily!
等一下,亲爱的!他们!哟,嗯!等了! Wait up, hon! Em! Yo, Em! Wait up!
艾米丽!艾米丽,停!你会停止吗? Emily! Emily, stop! Will you stop?
我很抱歉! I'm sorry!
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我已经三周没去爵士健美操了。 I haven't been to Jazzercise in three weeks.
我没有钱。 I don't have the money.
坐下来。来吧，坐下。 Sit down. Come on, sit down.
好吧。 Okay.
艾米丽，我想告诉你一个故事关于一个住在比佛利山庄的女人她认为钱是非常重要的。 Emily, I want to tell you a story about a woman who lived right here in Beverly Hills and thought that money was pretty darn important.
有一天，她去内曼·马库斯(Neiman Marcus)的亚麻布大甩卖，她买了这些超赞的羽绒被，还有折扣价五折的假面和防尘褶边，棉线200支。 One day, she went to Neiman Marcus for the linen sale, and she got these fabulous duvets, and shams and dust ruffles at 50% off, two hundred-thread count.
然后她去付账，女售货员当着很多人的面把她的信用卡切成了两半。 And then she went to pay for them, and the salesgirl cut her credit card in half in front of a lot of people.
-你非得把所有东西都放回去吗?——是的。 - Did you have to put everything back? - Yes.
-很尴尬吧?-简直是一场噩梦。 - Wasn't it embarrassing? -It was a nightmare.
我以为我再也不会出现在威尔希尔了。 I thought I could never show my face on Wilshire again.
但我错了。 But I was wrong.
这些事情发生。每个人都会遇到这种事。 These things happen. They happen to everyone.
有钱并不是最重要的事情。 Having money isn't the most important thing.
最重要的是有朋友。 The most important thing is having friends.
尤其是有钱的朋友。 Especially friends with money.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
而且每周的利息只有10%。 And the interest is only 10% a week.
——开个玩笑。——谢谢。 - Just kidding. - Thanks.
你们真是太棒了。 You guys are fabulous.
小妞，真遗憾你父母今天不能来。 Chica, I'm so sorry that your parents couldn't come today.
他们在加拉加斯。 They're in Caracas.
再说了，反正我也不会邀请他们的。 Besides, I wouldn't have invited them anyway.
我觉得她已经开始热身了，你觉得呢? I think she's really warming up, don't you?
我能喝那边的酒吗? Can I have that wine over there?
这就需要的东西。 This needs something.
你不能在炖菜里放酒! You can't put wine in hobo stew!
当然可以。还有什么比葡萄酒更适合流浪汉呢? Well, of course you can. What goes better with hobos than wine?
除了女孩们赢得的勋章，我很自豪地向蒂芙尼·霍尼曼赠送友谊勋章，购物勋章，珠宝鉴定勋章。 And in addition to the patches earned by all the girls, I am proud to present to Tiffany Honigman the friendship patch, the shopping patch, and the jewelry-appraisal patch.
蜂蜜。 Honey.
好。 Good.
还有莉莉·玛西甘，感谢她教我们如何洗黑钱，如何镇压革命，我很自豪地向大家介绍国际事务。 And to Lily Marcigan, for teaching us how to launder money and crush a revolution, I'm proud to present the international-affairs patch.
祝贺你。 Congratulations.
做得很好。 Well done.
对于我可爱的女儿，汉娜，我很自豪地向你们介绍最好的女儿。 And to my lovely daughter, Hannah, I'm proud to present the best-daughter patch.
——妈妈!——开个玩笑。只是开玩笑。我很抱歉。好吧。 - Mom! - Just kidding. Just kidding. I'm sorry. Okay.
对于这位完全陌生的汉娜·奈弗勒(Hannah Nefler)，我很自豪地向大家介绍寿司欣赏区、防火区和园艺魅力区。 To this total stranger, Hannah Nefler, I'm proud to present the sushi-appreciation patch, the fire-prevention patch, and the gardening-with-glamour patch.
我真为你骄傲。 I'm so proud of you.
弗瑞德! Fred!
丽莎,太糟糕了!你还好吗，亲爱的? Lisa, too bad! Are you okay, honey?
不,该死的!扔给我一个救生员! No, damn it! Throw me a lifesaver!
没有问题。 No problem.
奶油糖果或鹿蹄草? Butterscotch or Wintergreen?
——什么?——男人。 - What? - Man.
停止。她会没事的。硅是活跃的。 Stop. She'll be all right. Silicon is buoyant.
鼓励酗酒。 Encouraging drunkenness.
这是最糟糕的唯物主义。 Materialism at its worst.
贿赂。 Bribery.
这个女人是个彻底的堕落者。 This woman is a complete degenerate.
我认为我在这里展示的证据确凿地证明了，毫无疑问，贝弗利山的军队应该被脱下制服正式解散。 I think the evidence I have shown here proves conclusively, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the Beverly Hills troop should be stripped of their uniforms and officially disbanded.
那个奈弗勒的女人应该被扔出去。 And that Nefler woman should be tossed out on her butt.
告诉我，维尔达。 Tell me something, Velda.
你是怎么收集到这些信息的? How did you collect all this information?
我不能透露我的消息来源 Well, I cannot reveal my sources.
你的消息显示奈弗勒太太对这些女孩很感兴趣也许这支队伍终于找到了合适的位置。 Your sources show that Mrs. Nefler has taken an active interest in these girls and perhaps this troop has finally found its niche.
我想我们会让她继续工作一段时间。 I think we'll keep her on for a while.
顺便说一句，维尔达，我们可不会把我们的领导人扔到一边去。 And by the way, Velda, we don't go around tossing our leaders out on their butts.
我想这意味着我不用再监视内弗勒太太了。 I guess that means I don't have to spy on Mrs. Nefler anymore.
错了! Wrong!
因为现在是我们必须加倍努力的时候了。 Because now is the time that we have to redouble our efforts.
我想我会让你搬去和那个叫奈弗勒的女人住。 I think I'll have you move in with that Nefler woman.
那样的话，什么都逃不过你的眼睛。 That way, nothing will get past you.
搬去和她住? Move in with her?
注意,凯马特购物者。 Attention, Kmart shoppers.
蓝灯特价，13号通道。 Blue light special, aisle 13.
熏蒸工说我可能几周都回不去公寓了。 The fumigator said I may not be able to go back into my apartment for weeks.
你想待多久就待多久。 Well, you can stay here as long as you like.
你太好了。 That's awfully nice of you.
那你喜欢做什么?你有男朋友什么的吗? So what do you do for fun? Do you have a boyfriend or anything?
那要看你说的男朋友是什么意思了。 Well, it depends on what you mean by boyfriend.
如果你是指和我约会的男人…不。 If you mean a man I go out with... No.
如果你的意思是一个只是朋友的男孩…不。 If you mean like a boy who's just a friend... No.
对不起，奈弗勒太太。奇卡。她在楼下。她看起来很沮丧。 Excuse me, Mrs. Nefler. It's Chica. She's downstairs. She seems really upset.
奇卡吗?沮丧? Chica? Upset?
你怎么知道? How can you tell?
奇卡吗?怎么了,亲爱的? Chica? What's wrong, sweetheart?
我最好去。我到这里来真是太傻了。 I'd better go. It was stupid of me to come over here.
不。坐下来。让我们谈谈。 No. Sit down. Let's talk.
我最好去。 I'd better go.
至少等我打电话给你父母让他们来接你。 Well, at least wait until I call your parents to pick you up.
我的父母在蒙特卡洛! My parents are in Monte-Carlo!
好吧，我想他们要过一段时间才能到这里。 Well, I guess it will be a while before they get here.
这是最后一分钟的旅行。他们不是故意在我生日那天离开我的。 It was a last-minute trip. They didn't mean to leave me on my birthday.
我确信他们没有。 I'm sure they didn't.
他们忘了她的生日。 They forgot her birthday.
我肯定他们很爱你。 I'm sure they love you very much.
给我10分钟。 Just give me 10 minutes.
祝你生日快乐祝你生日快乐，亲爱的Chica祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Chica Happy birthday to you
记住，任何销售1000盒以上的勤奋工作的队伍都将参加年度盛会。 And remember, any hard-working troop that sells more than 1,000 boxes will attend the annual Jamboree.
那个聚会听起来太棒了。我的队伍一定要去。 That Jamboree thing sounds fabulous. My troop is definitely going.
什么是狂欢节? What is a Jamboree?
我喜欢在早晨闻饼干的味道。 I love the smell of cookies in the morning.
好了，我们从M开始吧。 All right, let's begin with the M's.
饼干日快乐 Happy cookie day.
我知道你很忙，但我想让你知道我的女儿们在短时间内赢得了很多勋章。 I know you're very busy, but I wanted you to know that my girls have earned oodles of patches, and in record time too.
我很清楚你的部队做了什么。 I am fully aware of what your troop has done.
——好,好。-我碰巧知道那些所谓的勋章和荒野方式没有任何关系，因为我知道它们，或者其他任何心智正常的人都知道它们。 - Good, good. - I happen to know that those so-called patches have nothing to do with Wilderness ways as I know them or anyone else in their right mind knows them.
-我知道…-我已经和弗朗西丝·邓波儿谈过了，我在此撤销你说的那些勋章，这样你和那些小青蛙们就不会和它们不合法地一起蹦蹦跳跳了。 - I know that... - I have spoken with Frances Temple, and I do hereby revoke said patches so that you and those little froo-froos do not prance around with them illicitly.
——请不要…-请不要。 - Please, don't... - Please nothing.
你今天离开这里之前要把它们交上来! You will turn them in before you leave here today!
现在，离开我的码头。 Now, get off my dock.
让我们从Mar Vista开始。你要带多少盒呢，维斯塔? Let's start with Mar Vista. How many boxes will you take, Mar Vista?
- 40。——有多少?我听不见你说什么，维斯塔! - Forty. - How many? I can't hear you, Mar Vista!
42吗? Forty-two?
下一个! Next!
卡尔弗城，可爱又有才华的红羽。 Culver City, the lovely and talented Red Feathers.
你们这些小士兵准备拿多少盒子? How many boxes are you little soldiers going to take?
-一千。——好的。 - One thousand. - All right.
也许维尔达不懂我们的勋章，但我告诉你一件她懂的事，小甜饼。 Well, maybe Velda doesn't understand our patches, but I'll tell you something she does understand, cookies.
我觉得我们可以卖给她足够的钱让她收回前言。 And I think we could sell enough that we could make her eat her words.
你觉得呢? What do you think?
她可以戴上勋章。我还是个荒野女孩。 She can have the patches. I'm still a Wilderness Girl.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
没什么大不了的。太多的饰品会使一套衣服显得凌乱。 No big deal. Too many accessories clutter an outfit.
是的,他们做的。 Yes, they do.
通常我会要求退款，但这次是免费的。 Normally, I'd ask for a refund, but this one's on the house.
勋章，我们不需要什么臭勋章! Patches. We don't need no stinking patches!
现在我们要卖多少盒饼干? Now how many boxes of cookies are we gonna sell?
你没给比弗利山庄打电话! You didn't call Beverly Hills!
贝弗利山。 Beverly Hills.
二千箱! Two thousand boxes!
对 Right.
-嗨。你穿的衬衫真漂亮。-谢谢你。 - Hi. What a lovely shirt you're wearing. - Why, thank you.
你想买些荒野女孩的饼干吗? Would you like to buy some Wilderness Girls cookies?
这是有正当理由的。 It's for a very good cause.
我很抱歉。我已经买了一些。 I'm sorry. I already bought some.
——谁给的?-你? - From who? - You did?
帽子上插着红色羽毛的可爱小女孩。 From the cute little girls with the red feathers in their hats.
对不起。 Sorry.
嗨。 Hi.
你好。我们卖饼干。这是有正当理由的。 Hello. We're selling cookies. It's for a very good cause.
你想买一些吗? Would you like to buy some?
我想，但我刚从你朋友那里买了四盒。 I would, but I just bought four boxes from your friends.
你做了吗? You did?
——我们的朋友吗?——我们的朋友吗? - Our friends? - Our friends?
是啊，就是那种长着红色羽毛的? Yeah, you know, the ones with red feathers?
对不起。 Sorry.
——红色的羽毛。——红色的羽毛。 - Red feathers. - Red feathers.
谢谢你,女士。 Thank you, ma'am.
-我们成功了，妈妈!-不要做“妈妈”。 - We did it, Mom! - Nix on the "Mom" business.
那些臭马毛覆盖了我们的每一寸土地。 Those stinking Horse Feathers covered every inch of our turf.
我不明白。他们故意毁了我们女儿的婚礼。 I don't understand it. They deliberately ruined it for our girls.
这不是这个组织的宗旨，对吧? That's not what this organization's all about, is it?
公司里总有一些人，尤其是其中的一个人，他们认为赢才是最重要的，不管你在这条路上与谁为伍。 Well, there are some people in the organization, one in particular, who believe that winning is what's important, no matter who you have to step on along the way.
所以作为父母和朋友，你们有很好的机会来帮助我们的队伍支持这些可爱的小女孩。 So as parents and friends, you have a wonderful opportunity to help our troop and support these fabulous little girls.
你觉得呢? What do you think?
听着，如果你只是想卖2000盒饼干，我们为什么不直接买呢? Look, if all you're trying to do is to sell 2,000 boxes of cookies, why don't we just buy them?
嗯,我知道。我知道。我也想过这个问题。 Well, I know. I know. I thought about that too.
但你知道，这没有抓住重点。 But you know, it misses the point.
姑娘们需要一个机会让她们的邻居参与进来? The girls need a chance to get their neighbors involved, you know?
它增强了社区精神。 It enhances community spirit.
失陪一下好吗?安妮，你能接手吗? Would you excuse me just a moment? Annie, will you take over?
-晚安，爸爸。-晚安，亲爱的。 - Good night, Dad. - Good night, hon.
晚安,亲爱的。 Good night, sweetie.
我相信有人呼叫你 I believe you're being paged.
天啊，里面好多人啊，不是吗? Boy, there's quite a crowd in there, isn't there?
你有你的花生酱。你有香草味的。 Well, you've got your peanut butter. You've got your vanilla.
你有你的面霜…你呢?新公寓怎么样? You've got your creams which are... How about you? How's the new condo?
太棒了。很好,是的。 It's great. It's great, yeah.
从"离婚之家"买了些家具。 Got some furniture from Divorced-Guys-R-Us.
是的。 Yeah.
你要是能留下来参加家长会就好了，知道吗? It'd be nice if you stayed for the parents' meeting, you know?
-这对汉娜来说意义重大-天啊，我不能。我是说，我有…来吧。只是一个小时而已。 - It would mean a lot to Hannah. - Gosh, I can't. I mean, I got... Come on. Look, it's just an hour.
她可以把车开进车库，让马达开着等着。 She can pull into the garage and wait with the motor running.
这确实花了足够长的时间。 That certainly took long enough.
我以为你决定搬回来住了。 I thought maybe you decided to move back in.
对不起。 Sorry.
她现在想从你这里得到什么? Well, what does she want from you now?
她想让我留下来开个会讨论汉娜的部队。 Well, she wanted me to stay for a meeting about Hannah's troop.
的,。天啊，那女人真是疯了。 Take, take, take. Boy, that woman's on a total trip.
荒野女孩对汉娜来说很重要。 Well, the Wilderness Girls are real important to Hannah, you know.
天啊，我都不知道该怎么办了。 And golly, I don't even know what to do.
你还太小，不明白，但她永远是我的妻子。 You're too young to understand this, but she'll always be my wife.
什么? What?
我说"她永远是我的女儿" I said, "She'll always be my daughter."
你说"她永远是我的妻子" You said, "She'll always be my wife."
-我不可能那样说。-但你做到了。 - I couldn't have said that. - But you did.
我犯了个大错误。 Well, I made a huge mistake.
是啊，我也有同感。 Yeah, well, that makes two of us.
听着，很明显我们没有解决办法。 Look, it's obvious we don't have a solution here.
菲利斯，你有什么计划? Phyllis, what's your plan?
我和女孩们讨论了这个问题，我们想出了一些让整个社区都参与进来的好主意。 The girls and I talked about this, and we came up with some great ideas to get the whole community involved.
例如 For example.
来吧，我的朋友们我们是荒野女孩，现在是吃饼干的时间我们努力工作，公平竞争所以买一盒，做你的一份-如果你想要你能找到的最好的味道-好的，好的 Gather around, you friends of mine We're Wilderness Girls, and it's cookie time We work hard, and we play fair So buy a box and do your share - If you want the best taste you can find - Yeah, yeah
-巧克力片是一种-是的，是的-我们的花生酱点心会让你大吃一惊-是的，是的-一盒它们会很好-一盒-便宜，甚至是两倍的价格-两倍的 - Chocolate chips are one of a kind - Yeah, yeah - Our peanut butter treats will blow your mind - Yeah, yeah - A box of them would be so nice - Box of - Cheap at even twice the price - Twice the
我说快下来,快下来 现在是饼干时间，饼干时间，饼干时间，饼干时间，饼干时间 I said come on down, come on down It's cookie time It's cookie time It's cookie time It's cookie time, cookie time, cookie time
在这里,接着! Here, catch!
我有两美元。完全改变。谢谢你！ I've got two dollars. Exact change. Thank you.
雪茄和香烟,饼干。雪茄和香烟。 Cigars, cigarettes, cookies. Cigars, cigarettes.
花生酱还是薄荷? Peanut butter or mint?
你们接受美国运通卡吗?-我们更喜欢Visa卡。 - Do you take American Express? - We prefer Visa.
饼干总是会引起很多麻烦充满糖和香料就像我们一样我们需要你的面团，所以不要犹豫我们是荒野女孩我们的事业很美好 Cookies always cause such a fuss Full of sugar and spice Just like us We need your dough, so don't you pause We're Wilderness Girls And we're a real good cause
-如果你想品尝甜美的味道-是啊，是啊-你找不到更好的东西吃了-是啊，是啊-难道你的嘴不值得享受一下吗?——是的,是的 - If you want a taste that's nice and sweet - Yeah, yeah - You won't find something better to eat - Yeah, yeah - Doesn't your mouth deserve a treat? - Yeah, yeah
一盒就很好了-物美价廉，价格甚至是两倍 - A box of them would be so nice - Nice Cheap at even twice the price
-我没有破坏你的饮食。- 2美元。 - I'm not ruining your diet. - Two dollars.
Pia Zadora女士 Ms. Pia Zadora.
她以本季最热门的风格——荒野式装扮惊艳全场。 She is smashingly sheathed in this season's hottest style, the Wilderness look.
你想买些饼干吗? Would you like to buy some cookies?
你想要一些饼干吗?——是的。 - Would you like some cookies? - Yes.
你必须买下来。 You have to buy them.
乔伊斯博士兄弟。 Dr. Joyce Brothers.
穿着卡其布在小酒馆吃午饭或在树林里散步。 Clad in khaki for a lunch at Ie bistro or a walk in the woods.
我的经纪人说这是一项极好的投资。 My broker says it's a fabulous investment.
菲利斯Nefler太太。 Mrs. Phyllis Nefler.
奈弗勒太太是卡其布热背后的罪魁祸首。 Mrs. Nefler is the culprit behind this khaki mania.
而她的着装是本季最热门趋势的缩影。 And her ensemble is the epitome of this season's hottest trend.
你妈妈太酷了。 Your mom is so cool.
这一切都是她策划的。 She put this whole thing together.
是的。她是惊人的。 Yeah. She's amazing.
-我真希望我爸爸能看到。-是的。 - I just wish my dad could see it. - Yeah.
谢谢你,罗宾。 Thank you, Robin.
如果你喜欢我们的高级时装，你也会喜欢我们的高级美食。 And if you loved our haute couture, you'll adore our haute cuisine.
今天买一些饼干。 Buy some cookies today.
这是卡其愿望和饼干梦。 It's khaki wishes and cookie dreams.
你真是太棒了。 You are so fabulous.
-不，你太棒了。——不,你……——不,你。-你太棒了，棒了，棒了。 - No, you're fabulous. - No, you... - No, you. - You're fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.
——Plendor这里。- Velda, Phyllis Nefler。 - Plendor here. - Velda, Phyllis Nefler.
听着，我给你准备了个小惊喜。我们没有卖掉2000盒饼干。 Listen, I had a little surprise for you. We didn't sell 2,000 boxes of cookies.
嗯，这对我来说并不奇怪。我就知道你不能。 Well, that's no surprise to me. I knew you couldn't.
我们卖了4732盒。这不是好吗? We sold 4,732 boxes. Isn't that fabulous?
听着，巴菲尔家今晚要举办一场晚会，我们希望你能来参加支票发布会。 Listen, the Barnfells are throwing a gala this evening, and we'd love you to be there for the check presentation.
八点钟左右，正装，希尔克雷斯特大道70号，在苏洛克豪宅对面。 8:00-ish, black tie, 7O Hillcrest, across from that garish Suroc mansion.
那么，到时见。 So, see you then.
这是一个温暖而闷热的夜晚。 It was a warm and sultry evening.
她看起来美极了。一切都很顺利。 She looked stunning. Everything was going wonderfully.
谢谢你举办这么棒的派对。 Thanks for throwing this fabulous party.
菲利斯，谢谢你在我们不在的时候给我们的小女儿办了个生日派对。 Phyllis, we want to thank you for giving our little girl a birthday party while we were away.
-我不擅长约会。——是的。 - I am terrible with dates. - Yes.
所有人都在，所有比佛利山庄的名流。 Everyone was there, all the Beverly Hills glitterati.
这一切看起来都很文明，但实际上，这是一个黑色领带的丛林。 It all looked so civilized, but really, it was a black-tied jungle.
泰莎告诉我你想让艾米丽的爸爸来拍我的下一张照片。 Tessa told me your idea about using Emily's dad in my next picture.
——嗯…-我想让你见见新来的黑帮教父。 - Well... - I want you to meet the new mob father.
难以置信。 Fabulous.
非常感谢你帮我，帮我得到这个角色。 Thanks so much for helping me out, helping me get this part.
我在这个镇上找不到工作。 I couldn't get a job in this town.
艾米丽也谢谢你。 And Emily thanks you too.
奈弗勒太太，来见见灰姑娘。 Mrs. Nefler, meet Cinderella.
安妮，你看起来美极了。 Annie, you look fabulous.
这是怎么发生的? How did this happen?
汉娜给我化了妆，罗莎搜了你的衣柜。 Well, Hannah did my makeup, and Rosa raided your closet.
你真的喜欢吗? You really like it?
对不起,奇切吗?你好，这位是安妮·赫尔曼。 Excuse me, Cheech? Hi, I'd like you to meet Annie Herman.
安妮·赫尔曼·! Annie Herman!
想摔跤吗? Wanna wrestle?
你和Pee-wee是亲戚吗? Are you related to Pee-wee?
夫人，你能告诉我真相吗? Madam, would you mind telling me the truth?
你到底有几双鞋? How many pairs of shoes do you really have?
你在暗示什么，克里斯蒂先生? Why, what are you implying, Mr. Christy?
你喜欢人们叫你独裁者还是叫你迪克? Do you like people to call you Dictator or just Dick'?
请叫我Bong Bong。 Just call me Bong Bong, please.
-我可以叫你菲利斯吗?-当然，当然，Bong Bong。 - May I call you Phyllis? - Sure, sure, Bong Bong.
年度部队领袖? Troop Leader of the Year?
-嗨。-嗨。 - Hi. - Hi.
-先生，我可以插句话，和我妻子跳舞吗?——当然。 - Sir, may I cut in, dance with my wife? - Certainly.
-很荣幸，小姐-对我也是 - It was a pleasure, miss. - And for me.
菲儿，我不得不佩服你。 Phyl, I got to hand it to you.
-你做到了。——我做了? - You did it. - I did?
是的。我是说，你完全改变了自己。 Yeah. I mean, you turned yourself around completely.
——嗯…-是的。 - Well... - Yeah.
我得告诉你一件事。你看起来很好。 I got to tell you something else. You look great.
它是不同的，但我的意思是，它更柔软。 It's different and everything, but I mean, it's softer somehow.
是的。 Yes.
丽莎在哪里，还是已经过了她的就寝时间? So, where's Lisa, or is it past her bedtime?
孩子，我告诉你，那是很久以前的事了。 Boy, way past, I'll tell you.
我不再和她见面了。 I'm not seeing her anymore.
不，我告诉你一件事。 No, and I'll tell you something else.
我真的非常非常为你骄傲。我不得不这么说。 I am really very, very proud of you. I just had to say that.
我也为自己感到骄傲。 Well, I'm kind of proud of me too.
我有件很重要的事要跟你说。 And there's something very important I have to talk to you about.
Nefler。 Nefler.
维尔达，真高兴你能来。 Velda, I'm so glad you could make it.
这是我们的总司令，Velda Plendor。 This is our commander in chief, Velda Plendor.
这是我的……这是弗雷迪·奈弗勒。 This is my... This is Freddy Nefler.
嘿，你好吗?很高兴认识你。 Hey, how you doing? Pleasure to meet you.
-我想我们可以晚点再谈?-当然，当然，当然可以。 - Well, I guess we can talk about it later? - Sure, sure, of course we can.
-我猜你有东西要先给我?——是的,abso / ument。 - So, I guess you have something for me first? - Yes, abso/ument.
我想让大家欢迎我们尊敬的地区领导人，维尔达·普朗多尔，他非常慷慨地前来感谢我们出色的贝弗利山荒野女孩们所取得的成就。 I want you all to welcome our esteemed district leader, Velda Plendor, who's been gracious enough to stop by to acknowledge the achievement of our fabulous Beverly Hills Wilderness Girls.
接下来是一年一度的大游行我们的姑娘们将在这里竞争成为明年海报队的终极荣誉。 And next it's on to the annual Jamboree where our girls will compete for the ultimate honor of being next year's poster troop.
我们会赢的。 And we're going to win.
我想我的重大突破是在《爱之船》上扮演Ace的摄影师时。 I guess my big break came when I was playing Ace, a photographer on The Love Boat.
-你真棒。——谢谢。 - You were good. - Thanks.
-你认识Gopher吗?-是的，他是我的好朋友。 - Do you know Gopher? - Yeah, he's a good friend of mine.
你叛徒。看看你，你这个贱婊子。 You traitor. Look at you, you cheap slut.
-下一站是凯马特。-去你的，维尔达。 - Your next stop is Kmart. - Screw you, Velda.
我通常不那样说话。 I don't usually talk that way.
我喜欢它。 I liked it.
你很性感。真的。 You are very sexy. Really.
所以你不再恨我了? So, you don't hate me anymore?
弗雷德，我从没恨过你。 Fred, I never hated you.
我很生你的气，很受伤。 I was angry with you, and I was hurt.
但现在我意识到我们的分手是积极的。 But now I realize that our splitting up was positive.
——积极?——好吧,建设性的。 - Positive? - Well, constructive.
我觉得在过去的几个月里我成长了很多。 I feel like I've grown a lot in the last few months.
孩子，是的，你确实有。 Boy, yeah, you really have.
你想跟我说什么? So what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
——汉娜。——汉娜? - Hannah. - Hannah?
-是的。-那汉娜呢? - Yeah. - What about Hannah?
我意识到自从我们分开后，菲儿，她对我来说有多重要，我只是觉得当离婚最终达成时，我想要汉娜的共同监护权。 Well, you know, I realize that ever since we've been separated, Phyl, just how much she means to me, and I just think that when the divorce is final, I want joint custody of Hannah.
这就是你想跟我说的吗? That's what you wanted to talk to me about?
是啊，我也不想伤害你，菲儿，但她也是我女儿，我希望她能多陪陪我，周末的时候。我想接通…… Yeah, and I sure didn't want to hurt you, Phyl, but you know, she's my daughter too, and I'd like her to spend some time with me, say, like, on the weekends. I'd like to get through...
晚安,弗雷迪。 Good night, Freddy.
救命! 我要淹死了，天啊，我… Help! I'm drowning. God. I'm...
你好，我离婚了。 Hi, going through a divorce.
进来。 Come in.
汉娜，我洗了你的黄色运动衫。 Hannah, I washed your yellow sweatshirt.
谢谢,妈妈。 Thanks, Mom.
罗莎会在你给我洗衣服之前回来，对吧? Rosa will be back before you do any more of my laundry, won't she?
-是的，我想是的。-她去哪了? - Yeah, I guess so. - Where'd she go, anyway?
——墨西哥。她的祖母去世了。——再次? - Mexico. Her grandmother died. - Again'?
你要带走你的劳拉·阿什利娃娃? You're taking your Laura Ashley doll?
爸爸觉得我应该在他家放点东西。 Dad thought I should keep some stuff at his house.
冰箱里有很多食物。 There's plenty food in the freezer.
如果你需要什么，尽管打电话给我。你有爸爸的电话号码。 If you need anything, just call me. You've got Dad's number.
别熬夜，好吗? And don't stay up too late, okay?
谢谢你！我是个成年人了。我想我能照顾好自己。 Thank you. I'm a grown-up person. I think I can take care of myself.
-准备好了吗，桃子?——来,爸爸。 - Are you ready, Peaches? - Coming, Dad.
——再见,妈妈。——再见。玩得开心。 - Bye, Mom. - Bye. Have fun.
-我爱你，汉娜-我也爱你。 - I love you, Hannah. - Love you too.
汉娜? Hannah?
你忘了什么吗，亲爱的? Did you forget something, honey?
我打赌你昨晚一定觉得很可爱，对吧，奈弗勒? I bet you thought that was pretty cute last night, didn't you, Nefler?
——什么?-在你那些性感的朋友面前表演? - What? - Putting on that little show for all your hotsy-totsy friends?
你不仅让我难堪 Well, you didn't just embarrass me.
你让美国荒野女孩难堪了。 You embarrassed the Wilderness Girls of America.
我从没想过要让任何人难堪。 I never intended on embarrassing anyone.
你危险,Nefler。 You're dangerous, Nefler.
你以为这只是个游戏，对吧?我的聚会可不是闹着玩的 You think this is all a game, don't you? Well, my Jamboree is no joke.
那才是真正的荒野。那可不是比弗利山庄的后院。 That's the real wilderness out there. That's not some Beverly Hills backyard.
这里有高山，沼泽，野生动物。 You got mountains, swamps, wild animals.
他们不接受信用卡。 They don't take credit cards.
我警告你，奈弗勒。 I'm warning you, Nefler.
有人会受伤，而这都是你的错。 Somebody is gonna get hurt, and it's gonna be all your fault.
你赢的原因是我的控制器上有油。 Well, the reason you're winning is I got grease on my controller.
-再来点披萨吗?我吃饱了。 - Want some more pizza? - I'm stuffed.
-再来点苏打水怎么样?-不，我很好 - How about some more soda? - No, I'm fine.
你玩腻了吗?好的，我们来看31口味。 You're tired of the game? Okay, let's go to 31 Flavors.
我准备好了。来吧。-爸，你能不能别说了? - I'm ready. Come on. - Dad, will you please stop?
你不用每时每刻都给我食物和娱乐。 You don't have to feed me and entertain me every second.
你是说，我太努力了? You mean, I'm trying too hard?
一点。 A little.
对不起。 Sorry.
我知道这对你和妈妈来说很难，但对我来说也很难。我觉得自己像个乒乓球。 I know this is hard for you and Mom, but it's really hard for me too. I feel like a ping-pong ball.
我只是希望你们能重新在一起。 I just wish that you guys would get back together again.
到这里来。 Come here.
我也是，桃子。 So do I, Peaches.
回忆照亮了我心灵的角落 Memories Light the corners of my mind
模糊的水彩记忆…… Misty watercolor memories...
菲利斯!你在楼上吗? Phyllis! Are you upstairs?
我的上帝。 My God.
这看起来像是《玩偶谷》里的一幕。 This looks like a scene out of Valley of the Dolls.
再给我一瓶依云矿泉水。 Give me another bottle of Evian.
你不觉得你喝得够多了吗? Don't you think you've had enough?
闭嘴，把瓶子给我拿来。 Shut up and bring me the bottle.
我的生活完了。 My life is over.
我把你的信拿来了。 I brought up your mail.
家事法庭那边有些东西。 There's something from the family court.
我要把这些烧了，骨灰撒在森林草坪上。 I want these burned and the ashes scattered over Forest Lawn.
来吧。起床了。我给你泡杯卡布奇诺，然后我们去贝琪家，玩双打。 Come on. Get up. I'll make you a cappuccino, and we'll go over to Betsy's, and we'll play some doubles.
我哪也不去。 I'm not going anywhere.
你不能就这么躺着。 You cannot just lie there.
来吧。我们去鲁道夫家。 Come on. We'll go to Rodolfo's.
我失去了购物的欲望。 I've lost my will to shop.
菲利斯，这一点都不好笑。 Phyllis, that's not funny.
维尔达很刻薄，但她是对的。 Velda was mean, but she was right.
试图说服自己是一个真正的队长是一回事，但为了保住自己的自尊而把你们带进危险是犯罪，我不会这么做的。 It's one thing to try and convince myself that I'm a real troop leader, but to lead you girls into danger just to save my own pride would be criminal, and I won't do it.
现在我想说，我很喜欢我们在一起的时光，我会永远珍惜它们。 Now I want to say that I have loved our times together, and I will treasure them always.
但现在都结束了。 But it's over now.
女孩? Girls?
抱歉，内弗勒太太，但一言为定。 Sorry, Mrs. Nefler, but a deal's a deal.
你不能放弃。 You can't quit.
你不让我跑，我们也不让你跑。 You wouldn't let me run away, and we won't let you either.
你难道不知道你为我们做了什么吗? Don't you realize what you've done for us?
-你是我们的榜样。-还有我们的朋友。 - You're our role model. - And our friend.
奈弗勒太太，你带着一群过度放纵，缺乏动力，疏离的青少年给了我们新的自尊。 Mrs. Nefler, you took a group of over-indulged, unmotivated, alienated, preadolescents and gave us renewed sense of self-esteem.
我觉得她想说的是你让我们变得像我们自己。 I think what she means to say is that you made us like ourselves.
我们现在是一个团队。我们能赢得任何竞争。 We're a team now. We can win any competition.
我们可以在荒野中呐喊。 We can whoop the wilderness.
只要有你，我们什么都不怕。 We ain't scared of nothing as long as we have you.
他们是对的,菲儿。你已经走得太远了，不能放弃。 They're right, Phyl. You've come too far to quit now.
现在是一年一度荒野大游行的主要活动，生存竞赛。 And now the main event of the annual Wilderness Jamboree, the survival competition.
每个部队必须遵循由你的色旗指定的路线。 Each troop must follow the path that is designated by your color flag.
我们的蓝旗是给贝弗利山庄的姐妹们的，但看起来她们选择了不竞争。 Our blue flags were for our Beverly Hills sisters, but it appears that they've opted not to compete.
所以我对你们其余的人说，祝你们好运。 Soto the rest of you, I say good luck.
愿最好的队伍获胜。 May the best troop win.
各就各位，预备。那是什么声音?那是什么声音? On your marks, get set... What is that noise? What is that noise?
小心，放松，我们来了 Careful, careful, easy. Yeah, here we come.
把你的车从我的友谊戒指上开走。 Get your damn car out of my friendship ring.
你好，威尔，我也很高兴见到你。 Hi, Vel. Lovely to see you too.
好吧，各就各位，准备，开始。 Okay, fine, on your mark, get set, go.
我们得快点。我们得去那张挂蓝色横幅的桌子那儿。 We have to hurry. We have to get to that table with the blue banner.
戴上臂章。来吧。 Put on those arm bands. Come on.
那张挂着蓝色横幅的桌子，姑娘们。应该有地图和指南针。 The table with the blue banners, girls. There should be a map and a compass.
嗨,Velda。 Hi, Velda.
等一下，赫尔曼。 Just a second, Herman.
只有荒野女孩和部队领袖可以参加。 Only Wilderness Girls and Troop Leaders are allowed to participate in this.
-我是部队的副队长。-是的。 - I'm an assistant troop leader. - Yeah.
不再是了，你不再是了。我刚炒了你。 Not anymore you aren't. I just fired you.
——什么?你在开玩笑吗?-她不能这么做这是不公平的。 - What? Are you kidding me? - She can't do that. That's not fair.
奈弗勒，你最好快走。 And Nefler, you better get moving.
离最近的营地有20英里，离最近的四星级酒店也有100英里。 It's 20 miles to the nearest campsite, and it's about 100 miles to the nearest four-star hotel.
随你挑吧。 Take your pick.
菲利斯?我不能让你一个人带孩子们出去。 Phyllis? I can't let you take the girls out there alone.
——为什么不呢?-因为你会在步入式衣橱里迷路。 - Why not? - Because you get lost in your walk-in closet.
不了。我们这里有一张地图。 Not anymore. We've got a map here.
路线已标记。我们就跟着蓝旗走，对吧? The route is marked. We just follow the little blue flags, right?
——正确的。-是的。 - Right. - Yeah.
我们会好起来的。我们是比佛利山军营的。 We'll be fine. We're Troop Beverly Hills.
——是的!-我们是赢家!好的,我们走吧。 - Yeah! - We are winners! Okay, let's go.
记住，在最短时间内回到这里的队伍获胜。 Remember, the troop that gets back here in the shortest time wins.
今晚从这里到中点都有计时。 You'll be timed from here to the midpoint tonight.
在那里露营，明天你们就冲到终点线。明白了吗? Bivouac there, and then tomorrow you race into the finish line. Got it?
当然，当然，我知道了。 Sure, sure, I got it.
你知道怎样使用指南针吗? Do you know how to use a compass?
-我可以学。-别担心，妈妈。我能做到。 - I can learn. - Don't worry, Mom. I can do it.
-那是蛇吗?-不，不是。 - Is that a snake? - No, it's not.
-艾米莉，那是毒葛吗?——恶心,恶心。 - Emily, is that poison oak? - Gross, yuck.
好的，现在，北在那边。营地怎么走? Okay, now, north is that way. Which way is the campsite?
我能做到。 I can do this.
古驰就在威尔希尔北边。比佛利威尔希尔酒店在西面。 Gucci's just north of Wilshire. The Beverly Wilshire Hotel is west.
我想营地在卡地亚，可以这么说。 I think the campsite is at Cartier, so to speak.
伙计们，这是蓝旗。 You guys, there's the blue flag.
反手有点生疏了。 Backhand's a little rusty.
好，再来一面蓝旗。 All right, another blue flag.
安妮，这里有点可疑。 Annie, something's kind of fishy here.
你在哪里? Where are you?
我们站在芦苇丛里黏糊糊的东西都没到脚踝了。 We're standing in a jungle of reeds with goo up to our ankles.
听起来像死人沼泽。 It sounds like Dead Man's Swamp.
好。 Good.
安妮，响尾蛇生活在沼泽里吗? Annie, do rattlesnakes live in swamps?
不，它们讨厌水。 No, they hate water.
感谢上帝。谢谢你,安妮。 Thank God. Thanks, Annie.
水鹿皮鞋生活在沼泽里。 Water moccasins live in swamps.
它们同样致命，但在攻击前不会发出任何声音。 They're just as deadly, but they don't make any noise before they strike.
Philly? Phyllis?
你在那里么?菲利斯?菲利斯? Are you there? Phyllis? Phyllis?
多么奇妙的冒险啊，姑娘们，大自然是不是很美? What an adventure. Isn't nature fabulous, girls?
我为你们感到骄傲。棒极了。 I'm very proud of you girls. Terrific.
精神好,蒂芙尼。 Good spirit, Tiffany.
精神好,女孩。 Good spirit, girls.
只要我说几句积极的话，他们就会恢复活力。 A few positive words from me, and they get their second wind.
6小时27分钟。 Six hours, 27 minutes.
现在任何时候，那些红羽毛都会出现在地平线上。 Anytime now, those Red Feathers will be coming up right over that horizon.
创造了本次比赛前半段时间的新纪录。 Setting the new record time for the first half of this competition.
我们一号。我们一号。 We're number one. We're number one.
他们在那。 There they are.
我们一号。我们一号。 We're number one. We're number one.
不。不。 No. No.
停止。Nefler。 Halt. Nefler.
你会为此付出代价的是的,你是。 You're gonna pay for this. Yes, you are.
雷东多海滩，7小时21分钟。波莫娜，七小时四分钟。 Redondo Beach, seven hours 21 minutes. Pomona, seven hours and four minutes.
红羽毛，6小时29分钟。 Red Feathers, six hours 29 minutes.
比弗利山，6小时28分半钟。 Beverly Hills, six hours, 28 and a half minutes.
你听到了吗?你不是说我们会赢吗? Do you hear that? I thought you said we were gonna win?
是的，交给我就行了 You are. Just leave it to me.
——Grundman ?——是的,先生……女士。 - Grundman? - Yes, sir... Ma'am.
明天由我来接手。你会病得无法继续。 I'm gonna be taking over tomorrow. You're going to be too sick to continue.
我? I am?
计划有点小变化。 There's been a slight change of plans.
格伦德曼夫人病得很重。 Mrs. Grundman is gravely ill.
我别无选择，只能亲自领导红羽军团。 I have no other option but to lead the Red Feathers myself.
什么?这是不公平的。 What? That's not fair.
这是不公平的。她在地图上标出了路线。 That's not fair. She mapped out the course.
比赛的第二阶段将由我指挥。 The second leg of the competition will begin on my command.
准备，预备，开始 Ready, set, go.
来吧。来吧。来吧。来吧。来吧。 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
因为那个水牛屁股打破了所有规则加入了那些小怪物并不意味着我们不能做个好运动，对吧? Because that buffalo butt is breaking every rule by joining those little monsters doesn't mean we can't be good sports, right?
没错! Right!
-是啊，我们按规矩办事，对吧?——对吧! - Yeah, we played by the rules, right? - Right!
我们会赢的，对吧? And we're gonna win, right?
——对吧!——正确的。 - Right! - Right.
五，六，七，八。 Five, six, seven, eight.
我们是比弗利山的姑娘们一，二，三，四。 We're the girls from Beverly Hills One, two, three, four.
购物是我们最好的技能五，六，七，八。 Shopping is our greatest skill Five, six, seven, eight.
我们会拼尽全力一，二，三，四。 We will fight and try real hard One, two, three, four.
留下我们的信用卡五，六，七，八。 Leave behind our credit card Five, six, seven, eight.
贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山 Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
不。 No.
好了，再见，我的大股东。 Well, au revoir, mon Jamboree.
我们进了树林，玩得很开心。 Well, hey, you know, we got into the woods, and we had a nice time.
那是一派胡言。 That's a crock of shit.
该死的!该死的!该死的!该死的! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
就这一次，我想坚持到最后。 Just once, I would like to go the distance.
妈妈。 Mom.
我们这么努力地工作，我们已经走了这么远，现在我们不得不停下来了，这真是太棒了。 It really frosts my cookies that we have worked so hard, and we have come so far, and now we have to stop.
不一定。看。 Not necessarily. Look.
等等，等等，等等。不。不，我不能让你这么做。 Wait, wait, wait, wait. No. No, I can't let you do this.
我可以的，妈妈。就像平衡木一样。 I can do it, Morn. It's just like the balance beam.
这不是平衡木，亲爱的。这甚至不是一座桥。这是一个圆木。 This is no balance beam, honey. This isn't even a bridge. This is a log.
非常危险，这是一个非常非常深的峡谷。 It's very treacherous, and that is a very, very deep ravine.
只有白痴才会走过去。 Only an idiot would walk across that.
我要这么做。 I'm going to do it.
妈妈，你恐高。 Mom, you're afraid of heights.
你监视爸爸的时候从花园墙上摔了下来。 You fell off the garden wall when you were spying on Dad.
我不是在监视爸爸。我在检查我的杜鹃花。 I wasn't spying on Dad. I was checking on my azaleas.
我在监视爸爸。但这不是重点。 I was spying on Dad. But that's not really the point here.
重点是我是成年人。我才是负责任的人。 The point is that I'm the adult. I'm the responsible one.
为了换换口味，我来照顾你。 And for a change, I'm gonna take care of you.
你总是。 You always have.
——是吗?-是的。 - I have? - Yeah.
我和其他七个女孩。 Me and seven other girls.
是的，你是个幸运的孩子。 Yeah, you're a lucky kid.
——小心。——好的。 - Be careful. - Okay.
如果我能过去……等我过了桥，我要你走到桥上，把石头绑在松的一端，扔给我。 If I get across... When, when I get across, I want you to go down to the bridge, tie a rock on the loose end, and throw it across to me.
——好吗?“好吧 - Okay? "Okay
我是木头。我是峡谷 I am the log. I am the ravine.
我害怕。 I am scared.
-这还不算太糟。——妈妈! - This isn't so bad. - Mom!
妈妈! Morn!
-小心，汉娜。-我来了，妈妈。 - Be careful, Hannah. - I'm coming, Mom.
-不，你不是。-是的，我是。 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am.
——集中。——慢。 - Concentrate. - Go slower.
-汉娜，回去。——没有。 - Hannah, go back. - No.
-我不会让你待在外面的。——汉娜! - I'm not gonna let you stay out here. - Hannah!
-妈，我的脚卡住了。——好。 - Mom, my foot's stuck. - Good.
神。 God.
好吧。在这里,我来了。 Okay. Here I come.
-呆在那儿别动。——汉娜,试一试。 - Stay right there. - Hannah, try.
我来了。 I'm coming.
-疼吗?——不。 - Does it hurt? - No.
好的,让我们把。 Okay, let's push.
用力推。不要失去平衡。 Push hard. Don't lose your balance.
好了，把你的脚放下 Okay, put your foot down.
好吧，我要转身了。你的脚还好吗? Okay, I'm gonna turn around. ls your foot all right?
-是的，没事的。——好吧,好吧。 - Yeah, it's okay. - Okay, okay.
不要往下看。我们开始吧。 Don't look down. Here we go.
牵着我的手，亲爱的。 Take my hand, honey.
我清楚地记得告诉过你离这木头远点。 I distinctly remember telling you to stay off this log.
当然，我知道什么?我只是你妈妈。 Of course what do I know? I'm just your mother.
——我很抱歉。-当然，现在说起来容易，你很抱歉。 - I'm sorry. - Sure, easy to say that now, you're sorry.
但下次你会听吗?我只是想有个人能听我说。 But will you listen the next time? I'd just like someone to listen.
有时你和你父亲一样顽固。 Sometimes you're as stubborn as your father.
我们做到了!我们做到了!亲爱的 We did it! We did it! Honey.
妈妈，你是个英雄。 Mom, you're a hero.
等,停。没什么。没那么糟。 Wait, stop. It was nothing. It wasn't that bad.
这是可怕的。很糟糕，但我们成功了。 It was awful. It was awful, but we made it.
好的，到桥下去。走到桥下。 Okay, go down to the bridge. Go down to the bridge.
该死的。那些小贱人真让我烦死了。 Damn. Those little bimbesses are really starting to bug me.
好了，别管旗子了，姑娘们。我知道一条近路。 All right, screw the flags, girls. I know a shortcut.
快点 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
我不知道，Plendor女士。 I don't know, Ms. Plendor.
地图上说这片区域只供猎人和猎人使用。 The map says this areas is for hunters and trappers only.
可能会很危险。 It might be dangerous.
只有在你不知道自己在做什么的时候才危险。 It is only dangerous when you don't know what you're doing.
脚踝! Ankle!
这是难以置信的。 This is unbelievable.
我们没有浪费那么多时间。 We haven't lost that much time.
——真的吗?-让我看看地图。 - Really? - Let me see the map.
如果我们赢了不是很奇怪吗? Wouldn't it be bizarre if we won?
-我们已经赢了。-什么意思? - Hey, we already won. - What do you mean?
我们没有退出，也没有作弊。 Well, we didn't quit, and we didn't cheat.
我们遇到麻烦的时候也没打电话回家。 And we didn't call home when we were in trouble.
-我们是一个团队。我们赢了。——我们做到了。 - We were a team. We won. - We did.
——你说得对。-是的。 - You're right. - Yeah.
现在让我们在他们的游戏里打败他们。 Now let's beat those suckers at their own game.
是的,我们走吧。 Yeah, let's go.
嘿! Hey!
它坏了。杰米，拿点口粮和水。 It's broken. Jamie, some rations and some water.
别这样，你不能把我丢在这儿。 Come on, you're not gonna leave me here.
你太重了 You're dead weight.
而且，我们赢了之后，会派人回去找你的。 Besides, after we win, we'll send someone back to get to you.
来吧，红羽毛，继续。 Come on, Red Feathers, move on.
克利奥，我生你生了17个小时! Cleo, I was in labor with you for 17 hours!
我给你买了第一个…我有勋章，姑娘们!我可以带你去西点军校。 I bought you your first... I have patches, girls! I can get you into West Point.
你这个小婊子! You little bitches!
天啊，那是什么? Oh, my God, what was that?
别担心。它可能只是自然界的一种野兽。 Don't worry. It was probably just one of nature's beasts.
怪胎!我讨厌孩子!我讨厌他们! Geek brain! I hate children! I hate them!
是的，它是一头野兽，没错。 Yep, it's a beast, all right.
搬出去。 Move out.
嘿。 Hey.
有多严重，泰莎? How bad is it, Tessa?
有多处挫伤，可能还有腓骨骨折。 Well, there's multiple contusions and possibly a cracked fibula.
以及严重的人格障碍。 And a severe personality disorder.
终点线有个护士。 There's a nurse at the finish line.
把你送到那里最快的方法是什么? What's the quickest way we can get you there?
不。你不想帮我。 No. You don't want to help me.
你只想知道到达那里的最快方法，这样你就能赢。 You just want to know the quickest way to get there so you can win.
把你的兵营包炸了吧，亲爱的。 Well, blow it out your barracks bag, sweetheart.
你可以丢下我，因为我不会说话的。 You can leave me behind, because I'm not talking.
好吧，我们走吧。 Well, let's leave her.
因为她，我们已经损失了很多时间。 We've already lost a lot of time because of her.
而且，她讨厌我们。 Besides, she hates us.
我们为什么要为了帮助她而输呢? Why should we lose just to help her?
这真是个道德困境，不是吗，姑娘们? Well, it's a real moral dilemma, isn't it, girls?
我们可以帮助荒野女孩的同伴，就像我们承诺荒野承诺时所做的那样。 We could help a fellow Wilderness Girl, as we swore we would when we pledged the Wilderness Promise.
这是正确的。 That's right.
或者我们可以把她留在这里追求我们自己的荣耀。 Or we could leave her here and pursue our own personal glory.
而她却被凶残的野兽蹂躏，被孤独的山民玩弄。 While she is ravaged by vicious beasts, toyed with by lonely mountain men.
真正孤独的山地人。 Really lonely mountain men.
我让你来决定。 I leave it up to you.
挤作一团。 Huddle.
我想我们应该离开她。她只是个麻烦。 I think we should leave her. She's just a pain.
去告诉她。 Go tell her.
奈弗勒女士，她已经过去了。我们要走了。 Ms. Nefler, she's history. We're out of here.
来吧。 Come on.
来吧,伙计们。我们发誓。 Come on, guys. We did swear.
我就知道你们会做正确的事。 I knew I could count on you girls to do the right thing.
别说了，不然我要哭了。 Stop, or I'll bust out crying.
我就知道我能指望你们这些失败者做这种懦弱的事。 I knew I could count on you losers to do the wimpy thing.
你需要休息。 You need your rest.
姑娘们在清理树林的时候，我要一个特莎的特写镜头。陪着她 As the girls are clearing the woods, I want a tight close-up on Tessa. Stay with her.
然后我们要用平底锅扫过树林的其余部分。 Then we're gonna whip pan through the rest of the woods.
现在这个镜头的主题是胜利。 Now the theme of the shot is victory.
我好像看见什么人了。 I think I see somebody.
我们是第一名 We're number one. We're number one. We're number one. We're number one.
-是红羽毛乐队。——哦,亲爱的。 -It's the Red Feathers. - Oh, dear.
衷心祝贺我们年度荒野大游行的获胜者，卡尔弗城红羽毛队。 Hearty congratulations to the winners of our annual Wilderness Jamboree, the Culver City Red Feathers.
谢谢你，坦普尔太太。 Thank you, Mrs. Temple.
代表其他羽毛和我自己，我们感觉很好。 On behalf of the other Feathers and myself, we felt good.
我们很兴奋。我们是来赢的，我们赢了。 We were pumped. We came to win, and we won.
我想说，其他三支部队给了我们很大的挑战，但他们没有。 I'd like to say that the other three troops gave us a real run for our money, but they didn't.
等一下，亲爱的。等待。你妈妈在哪儿? Wait a minute, dear. Wait. Where's your mother?
我不知道。把奖杯给我。 I don't know. Give me the trophy.
亲爱的，规则明确规定第一个冲过终点的队伍将获得奖杯。 Dear, the rules specifically state that the trophy goes to the first entire troop to cross the finish line.
没有领袖，就没有战利品。 No leader, no trophy.
把奖杯给我。 Give me the trophy.
站好了，姑娘们，请下山 Get your footing, girls, going down the hill please.
看。 Look.
来吧,杰米。 Come on, Jamie.
看，他们拖着什么东西。 Look, they're dragging something.
看起来像只动物。 Looks like an animal.
一定是Velda。 Must be Velda.
停 That's a cut.
红羽队在没有领队的情况下出场，因此，他们被取消资格。 The Red Feathers came in without a leader, therefore, they are disqualified.
获胜者是比佛利山庄军营。 And the winners are Troop Beverly Hills.
不! No!
我们做到了!我们做到了! We did it! We did it!
不，不，不，不，不可能! No, no, no, no, no way!
你甚至都不是荒野女孩。你们都不是。 You're not even Wilderness Girls. None of you are.
我是唯一真正的荒野女孩。 I'm the only real Wilderness Girl.
她给你留下的印象是不是有点迟钝? Does she strike you as being minus a few buttons?
我来告诉你纽扣的事，你这个老家伙。 I'll tell you about the buttons, you senile old bag.
我可能老了，我可能老了，但这里唯一的东西就是你。 I may be old, and I may be senile, but the only thing that's bagged around here is you.
你被炒了。 You're fired.
很好。我真的关心。那又怎样?谁在乎呢? Fine. I really care. So what? Who cares?
我不需要你。我不需要任何人。 I don't need you. I don't need anybody.
我要退出这个国家组织。 I'm gonna secede from the national organization.
是的,就是这样。我会脱离联邦，组建自己的组织，Plendor's Pilgrims。 Yeah, that's it. I'll secede, and I'll form my own organization, yeah, Plendor's Pilgrims.
就是它，Plendor's Pilgrims。 That's it, Plendor's Pilgrims.
不，等一下。等一下。Plendor的先驱者 No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Plendor's Pioneers.
怎么样? 太好了 How's that? That's perfect.
维尔达的复仇者呢? What about Velda's Avengers?
很遗憾你要走了。 I'm sorry to see you go.
她在我们的万圣节派对上总是很有趣。 She was always fun at our Halloween party.
很抱歉我们没有奖杯给你。 And I'm sorry we don't have a trophy for you.
我们不需要奖杯，对吧? Well, we don't need a trophy, huh?
是啊，我们只是想证明我们是真正的荒野女孩。 Yeah, I mean, all we wanted to do was to prove we were real Wilderness Girls.
谁说你不是? Well, who ever said you weren't?
Velda。 Velda.
我希望爸爸在这里。 I wish Dad were here.
我知道。我也是。 I know. Me too.
你做到了。我真为你骄傲。我知道你能行。你太棒了 You did it. I am so proud of you. I knew you could do it. You were great.
妈妈做的。 Mom did it.
我可以亲一下队长吗? May I kiss the Troop Leader?
我没问题。 It's okay with me.
对不起,菲儿。 I'm sorry, Phyl.
-我爱你，荒野女孩。——弗雷德。 - I love you, Wilderness Girl. - Fred.
我爱你，围巾男。 I love you, Muffler Man.
你们俩该长大了。 It's about time you two grew up.
-我们应该结婚。——再一次。 - Well, we should get married. - Again.
五，六，七，八。 Five, six, seven, eight.
我们是比弗利山的姑娘们一，二，三，四。 We're the girls from Beverly Hills One, two, three, four.
购物是我们最拿手的手艺五，六，七，八。 Shopping was our greatest skill Five, six, seven, eight.
不管怎么说，一，二，三，四。 After all is said and done One, two, three, four.
比弗利山是第一个五，六，七，八。 Beverly Hills is number one Five, six, seven, eight.
贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山，多么令人兴奋贝弗利山 Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
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